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- ACTOR Nicole Richie has been arrested in California on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. 
Really? Just because her car was going the wrong direction on an L.A. freeway people just jump to conclusions and assume she was drunk?? I hope she fights the good fight and polishes the tarnish off her pristine record. Nicole was not drunk; GGD thinks this is a clear cut case of the media villifying poor Nicole (much as they did to our hero Mel Gibson).
She was HUNGRY! Her blood sugar dropped sharply and
she was suffering from severe hypoglycemia which caused her
disorientation and ultimately retarded move of *** backwards driving.
GGD insiders reported that she was last seen dining on a meal
consisting of a tic-tac and laxative after which she accidently entered the freeway
via the wrong ramp. Sadly she lacked the upper body strength to turn
the wheel of her SUV and just barely fought the steel grip of gravity
to lift her 3.5lb leg off the accelerator until the car finally coasted
to a stop in the car pool lane. If that is not proof enough I dont know what is....... Fight the good fight Nicole, show them your not a completely retarded, reckless, overprivileged debutante and that you are in fact just INCREDIBLY STUPID.
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